“What shall we play today?” asked Jenny to her best friend Sarah. “Let’s play school!” said Sarah. “Ok!” said Jenny. “But i’m going to be absent.”
Jake is driving down the Delhi highway, when he spots his friend Thomas standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over the side of the road and notices that Thomas is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. Jake got out of the car, walks all the way to Thomas and asks him: “Excuse me, but what are you doing?” Thomas replies:” I’m tying to win a Nobel Prize.” “How?” asks Jake puzzled. “Well, I heard they give Nobel Prizes to people that are out standing in their field!”
I can buy a house, but not a home I can buy a bed, but not sleep I can buy a clock, but not time I can buy you a book, but not knowledge
So you see, money isn’t everything and it also causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because i am your friend, and as your friend I want to take your pain and suffering away…. So send me all of your money and i will suffer for you. A more true friend you will never find.
If you have any other jokes, like or don’t like these ones, please comment. I will be happy to hear what you have to say!!!